About The Horned Jack Lizard / Jack G  

I'm a wildlife biologist in Pasadena, CA now. W00t!

There are little old ladies everywhere - it's crazy! They're the terrors of Colorado Blvd.....luckily their populations have decreased while I've been here, since I've been running over everyone I see. Just doing my part in the fight against over-population and osteoporosis.

I'm now also working for a stock photography agency! It's a Canadian firm called Design Pics. You can see some of my photos on their website:

DesignPics.com

Just search for lizard, snake, or other keywords and you'll find them. I also license some of my photos by myself too, so that's been cool. Drop me a line. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse....well, okay, you can refuse it if you want, but I'd be sad.

Oh, if you want to see my extremely talented sister's website, click here: www.lisagoldfarb.com It's really awesome!



I give you this to while away the dull hours of your day:

What did the Jewish frog want to be when he grew up?

A Raaaaaabbbbbbiiiiii! A Raaaaaaabbbbbbiiiiii!

(Thanks Mom!)

Here's an awesome movie quote:

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Huh, I wonder if my strange sense of humor has something to do with the statement down there.......actually, it's probably due to that pesky Y chromosome. Yep, still male.

I make a joke.

I'm Male and Single.

Pasadena, CA, USA