Skirt (307/365)

I am sickly. I really like octopuses. Going to work when you are sick is made better when your skirt has a giant cephalopod on it.

 

CAKE - "Short Skirt / Long Jacket"

 

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

 

I want a girl with the right allocations

Who's fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry

She's putting up her hair

She's touring the facility

And picking up slack

 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

 

I want a girl who gets up early

I want a girl who stays up late

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

 

She is fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

She's touring the facility

And picking up slack

 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

 

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

At Citibank we will meet accidentally

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

 

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest

She wants a car that will get her there

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen

She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

 

 

Done