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idiotarod 2008
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The Iditarod is a race across alaska run
by dogs pulling sleds. the Idiotarod is
a race across new york city run by
idiots in costume pulling shopping
carts.
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TEAM DANGER ZONE consisted of 5 naval
aviators, a flight crew numbering at
least 20, ground support, a 1000-watt
generator that powered a
Top-Gun-soundtrack-blaring soundsystem
plus two fog machines on the F-14
TOMCART, as well as golden cigar bribe
boxes decoupaged with porn and filled
with unmentionables for the judges. Our
goals for this year's race were many:
1. get one member's hair cut like 1986 tom
cruise.
2. blast kenny loggins' "highway
to the danger zone" from chinatown
to red hook.
3. strip down to skivvies in the dead of
january for a fearsomely sexy volleyball
match.
4. abstain from the gross and unpleasant
and occasionally painful practice of
throwing slime, goop, glop, condiments,
dead animals, oil, eggs or currency at
other teams.
5. get an entire bar to join us in an
acapella version of "you've lost
that lovin feeling"
6. take home a golden trophy for best in
show.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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here's a video of a hilarious interview with
Commander Zuger.
here's a video of our theme-song finish
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items are from between 21 Jan 2008 & 26 Jan 2008.