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team danger zone - idiotarod 2008

The Iditarod is a race across alaska run by dogs pulling sleds. the Idiotarod is a race across new york city run by idiots in costume pulling shopping carts.
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TEAM DANGER ZONE consisted of 5 naval aviators, a flight crew numbering at least 20, ground support, a 1000-watt generator that powered a Top-Gun-soundtrack-blaring soundsystem plus two fog machines on the F-14 TOMCART, as well as golden cigar bribe boxes decoupaged with porn and filled with unmentionables for the judges. Our goals for this year's race were many:

1. get one member's hair cut like 1986 tom cruise.
2. blast kenny loggins' "highway to the danger zone" from chinatown to red hook.
3. strip down to skivvies in the dead of january for a fearsomely sexy volleyball match.
4. abstain from the gross and unpleasant and occasionally painful practice of throwing slime, goop, glop, condiments, dead animals, oil, eggs or currency at other teams.
5. get an entire bar to join us in an acapella version of "you've lost that lovin feeling"
6. take home a golden trophy for best in show.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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here's a video of a hilarious interview with Commander Zuger.

here's a video of our theme-song finish

112 photos | 3,460 views

items are from between 21 Jan 2008 & 26 Jan 2008.

cart sparks
foamtime
inspiration
raceday is coming...
uniforms
bribety bribe mcbriberton
team danger zone flight crew
Lieutanant Lobster Rocket
commander zuger
flight prep
aircraft carrier
soundcheck
team Danger Zone in flight
team Danger Zone in flight
team Danger Zone in flight
team Danger Zone in flight
flyby
team Danger Zone in flight
team danger zone
Lieutanant Badger refuels on bloody mary
No Sheep Till Brooklyn
Wrestlemania
cockpit
no condiment can stop the danger zone!
playin with the boys
playin with the boys
playin with the boys
commander zuger and refs
eek
takeoff
wrestlemania
team danger zone
team danger zone flight crew
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
turn and burn, baby
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team indiana jones
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
Team Danzer Zone asseses damage sustained during the horror of checkpoint 3
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
highway, to the danger zone
Lieutenant Badger
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
team danger zone - idiotarod 2008
somebody else started a scuffle
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