The Saga of the Schnozz

Ouch.

Now That's a Bump!

Effing Bathroom Doorknob

Sorry for the terribly unflatterning self-portraits, but I just couldn't help myself. Last night,...

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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2006

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Sorry for the terribly unflatterning self-portraits, but I just couldn't help myself. Last night,...

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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2006

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Sorry for the terribly unflatterning self-portraits, but I just couldn't help myself. Last night,...

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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2006

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Crooked Glasses

Only I Can Break My Nose While Peeing

Shiners

Now my glasses are all shangad. For those of you who aren't Italian-American, shangad (or how ever...

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Uploaded on Nov 30, 2006

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It ranks right up there with breaking my heel while doing aerobics .

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Uploaded on Nov 30, 2006

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Sure, they're little shiners. No one can tell but me. It just looks like I need more sleep.

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Uploaded on Nov 30, 2006

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The Saga of the Schnozz

One Week Later

My mom wants me to go to the doctor. She's convinced I need a nose job. I like my nose. I just...

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Uploaded on Nov 30, 2006

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Four days later: my mom has informed me that I now look like I've got Howard Stern's nose. Great. ...

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Uploaded on Dec 4, 2006

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Well, I called the doctor and the receptionist said the X-rays were back: it's not broken. It's...

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Uploaded on Dec 6, 2006

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Day 19: Shocking!

The x-rays were negative, yet I have a permanently crooked nose from my midnight thumping . I'm...

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Uploaded on Jan 8, 2007

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