You've just seen the most beautiful dress/skirt/etc...
it has pockets (inner bonus squeal noise) ...wrapped up and run home with ...open up the bag ....try in on.... ...triumphantly try to thrust arms into said pockets to test volume, angle, length from arms (as you do) ....and alas
- no entry!
You think - "maybe the tops are sewn to avoid sagging reminiscent of vintage main-street stores of yesteryear, where seam rippers in handbags were as commonplace as keyring can openers now are..."
A fauxket!!! Why!? Why tempt me with such cruel things? I need useful accessories to attach to myself!!
I'm sorry I saw your post this late but I'm totally with you. Those faux pockets are a crime!
Some Jackets have pocktes that are closed with yarn, you have to open them yourself so that the pocket doesn't make the jacket look weird as long as it's on display in the store but the other kind, where you see an entrance but nothig is behind it is simply cruel!