Thanks Scott! :D by Gabbey Road J-Walker

  

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Plain Sink (deleted)

As we rode the choppa back to out summer home on the moon, out of no where a giant lizard attacked our ship. I do not wish to specify which type of lizard this was, or else you would shit yourself from pure horror of what we had seen. The lizard latched onto our ship and threw us down toward a nuclear plant. Luckily, o… Read more

As we rode the choppa back to out summer home on the moon, out of no where a giant lizard attacked our ship. I do not wish to specify which type of lizard this was, or else you would shit yourself from pure horror of what we had seen. The lizard latched onto our ship and threw us down toward a nuclear plant. Luckily, our pilot, Jim, handled this scenario quite calmly; he jumped out of his seat, grabbed a parachute, and ran screaming off the helicopter. It was a good thing no one liked Jim. Gabe ran up to the piloting controls, and started quoting Pink Floyd for no reason. He managed to land us on top of the control center for the nuclear missile. I smashed through the roof and targeted the lizard, while Gabe fended it off with his rocket launcher, Ol' Salty Roger. That thing made the most horrid sound. In the end, we killed the lizard, Gabe became a cyborg, and I upgraded my minigun, Ol' Not-so-painless. And we danced into the night. Unfortunately neither of us could dance well so the universe exploded upon itself.

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August 18, 2009
Lucky Scarecrow (deleted)

uhmwut since when is it a "he"

August 18, 2009

Will change his name when you're not looking.

August 17, 2009

M I N D F Æ CK >:D

August 13, 2009

Ahem, Gabe is the name of my sister! :P But i respect Gabe, you sir rock so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

August 13, 2009

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Now who doesn't smile again, Gabe?

August 10, 2009

The Shinning!!

July 21, 2009
Marc ' says:

It was dark times, in the land of Chapmantopia. We were in the 2nd Loitering company, 5th platoon, fighting the "Dragon Tales", a elite brigade of super soldiers during the Trampoline Wars. "Do you suppose this war is just?" I asked one cold February Sunday afternoon. Gabe, nicknamed the "Abbey Road J-Walker", belche… Read more

It was dark times, in the land of Chapmantopia. We were in the 2nd Loitering company, 5th platoon, fighting the "Dragon Tales", a elite brigade of super soldiers during the Trampoline Wars. "Do you suppose this war is just?" I asked one cold February Sunday afternoon. Gabe, nicknamed the "Abbey Road J-Walker", belched, and looked over me with haggard eyes. "Son, justice is overrated. Let's just superglue a shotgun to your rifle and kill 'em to teeny-tiny pieces." Our platoon sergeant called out to us, beckoning us onto the mobile Trampoline. "Well, we better get go-" Was all I muttered before a flaming pillow engulfed our Sergeants face. Gabe, guided by pure instinct, flinched right, flinched left, then speedwalked over to the ammunition dump where he handed me a bandoleer of paper bags with what I guessed to be dog poo inside. He brought out a smoke, lit it, and puffed out a wisp of smoke that resembled a LEGO brick, while simultaneously pulling off and lighting the paper bags strapped to my chest. One, then two, then three Dragon Tale soldiers were vaporized instantly, while another, his arm covered in flaming feces, screamed a scream I can still hear to this day. Aside from our childish nonsense, Gabe's got a load of awesome in his 'stream. He just needs to finish his damn predator MOC so I can admire them. Peace out, motherfruitcakes.

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May 22, 2009

I eagerly await the day that justice is brought to this awful jaywalker. On abbey road. WTF kinda name is that anyway? ;D

May 6, 2009
ScubaCJ says:

GABEMON, I CHOOSE YOU! *Pokeball* GABEMON, USE EVIL MONKEY FLAIL ATTACK!

April 10, 2009
spiffy floor (deleted)

He's a great guy, I hate his guts though. :P

March 18, 2009

Most jedi guy I know, it's sick.

January 11, 2009
normal dinner (deleted)

Lots of Really Great Creations... but is he REALLY a Jedi?

November 5, 2008