My review of Maxwell Beach:
Sand: good, but a little coarse and gravelly in places.
Water: rough, silty.
Rental chair quality: poor
Natural shade: minimal
Nearby food and drink: inconvenient and/or expensive
Topless women sunbathing*: 4 (100% of trip total)
Overall rating: A+!
(* - Not pictured, sorry. I din't want to be "that guy", you know?)