My bowling ball cannon and me. You can't be too careful!

With the coronavirus outbreak soon to spawn a survivalist ‘Lord of the Flies’ devolution, refer to these instructions for building your own bowling ball cannon. We are deploying a battery of these around our home in rural Connecticut. Embodying the ‘don’t tread on me’ mindset, the strategic use of these cannons can offer a level of security heretofore absent from the simple firearms implied by the Second Amendment. Their facilitated tactical use also makes them the must-have armament of choice for Manhattan high-rise dwellers. WARNING: Bowling balls sold separately.

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