"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!"
"Kinky is using a feather Perverted is using the whole chicken"
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!"
"All I need is some peace and quiet If I got a piece I'd be quiet!"
"DADDY FARTED And We Can't Get Out!"
"Lord Help Me to Be The Person That My Pimp Tells Me to Be"
"Do you want to be a Ho? Contact driver for details..."
"PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF"
"Discourage Inbreeding BAN COUNTRY MUSIC"
"ZERO TO NAKED IN 6.2 BEERS!"
"Can I test drive your vulva?"
"Who's Your Daddy?"
"I ♥ HOOTERS"
"If you don't believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut"
"Help! I farted and can't roll down my windows!"
"I'M NOT IMMATURE you stinky butt poo poo head"